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Ep. 265 | The Social Network (2010)

The Social Network follows the fictional character of Mark Zuckerberg as he invents a website to make him popular, then he screws over every friend he has... with the help of Justin Timberlake! We hope you enjoy our review of The Social Network! Hope y'all notice we are doing a few Fincher films this month, ones we've seen, yet love!
 
 
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Ep. 264 | Friday the 13th: Part 3 (1982)

Another Friday the 13th, another film and by that we are talking about the Friday the 13th Part 3 film where Jason finally dons his infamous mask, but never mentions him by name Hahaha We hope you enjoy our horror film in December! This is also thew worst one so far!
 
 
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Ep. 263 | Arrival (2016)

The second film this month in We Lovingly Watched is an instant sci-fi classic by an instant sci-fi classic director, Denis Villeneuve,  Arrival
Beautiful, sad, mysterious, everything you want in a sci-fi film and definitely one of our favorites!
 
 
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Ep. 262 | Zodiac (2007)

Its that time of year again, the holidays where we at I Finally Watched break our quirk of watching films we've never watched and watch films that we have watched and are quite fond of, as a Holiday present to ourselves! Let's call it... We Lovingly Watched...
 
First up this month on We Lovingly Watched... Zodiac! Fincher at his greatest and most thrilling film, well at least most thrilling on a crime in which we know the outcome in! That's right because this one is based on a true story of the Zodiac killer! We hope you enjoy!!
 
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Ep. 261 | The Birds (1963)

Happy Thanksgiving to you Americans out there! And just for the irony of us putting out our The Birds episode at the end of our Hitchcock Month!
Really sticking it to that turkey this week! We hope you enjoy the review, the meal and Hitchcock Month!!
 
 
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Ep. 260 | North by Northwest (1959)

North by Northwest has to be the best written Hitchcock film we've done so far! With its witty dialogue and action sequences, it rivals even todays movies and we want MORE! One more to be exact as we wrap Hitchcock Month!! Enjoy!!
 
 
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Ep. 259 | Rear Window (1954)

Welcome to another week of Hitchcock Month!! Rear Window is sooo good, I mean really good! We talk loads about it in this week's episode and we hope you enjoy! The film stars Jimmy Stewart AGAIN!! And Grace Kelly is gorgeous as always!
 
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Ep. 258 | Vertigo (1958)

The start of Hitchcock Month is now! Welcome to I Finally Watched... month of Hitchcock movies starting with his masterpiece, Vertigo! Enjoy! Our facts might be shaky and our opinions divisive, but we are committed to seeing this through!
 
 
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Ep. 257 | Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers (1989)

It's that time of year again, so put out the pumpkin and set out the candy and start up Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers! We begin this story right where we left off of the last, well... not right, right where we left off because they retconned a bunch of stuff from 4, but it's still an enjoyable flick! Don't believe us? Watch for yourself and let us know!! Enjoy and HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!
 
 
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Ep. 256 | The Final Girls (2015)

Each year, every Halloween, We aim to create at least one film that's both fun and scary, essentially flipping the genre on its head. Let us know if we succeeded with The Final Girls!
"The Final Girls," a 2015 American comedy slasher film, was directed by Todd Strauss-Schulson and penned by M.A. Fortin and Joshua John Miller. Starring Taissa Farmiga and Malin Åkerman, the film features Adam DeVine, Thomas Middleditch, Alia Shawkat, Alexander Ludwig, and Nina Dobrev in supporting roles. It centers on a group of high school students who find themselves transported into "Camp Bloodbath," a 1986 slasher movie.
Enjoy!!
 
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Ep. 255 | The Ritual (2018)

The Ritual is a Netflix horror film that deals with the psychological repercussions of having your friend die in front of you and it be your fault, like this podcast where your friend doesn't have ANY FAITH IN YOU CHOOSING FILMS FOR THE REST OF THE YEAR, BUT YOU KNOW THIS IS A GOOD ONE! I digress, we hope you enjoy!
 
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Ep. 254 | Vampire's Kiss (1988)

Out of all the horror comedies we could've done this month and out of all the Nic Cage films we could have done, we chose Vampire's Kiss... why? One simple reason, because it's awesome! Let us know what you thought! Enjoy!
 
 
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Ep. 253 | Night of the Living Dead (1968)

Kicking off Halloween season and Spooky Month with Night of the Living Dead! An OG zombie flick that really sets the rules for all zombies today! Thanks George A. Romero! We hope you enjoy this episode and the rest of the movies this spooky season! Remember folks, be safe out there!
 
 
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Ep. 252 | Eraserhead (1977)

End of our body horror month and ready to jump into our horror horror month! But what a way to end it with one of the OG body horror films... Eraserhead. A really weird one folks, by the director of Twin Peaks, David Lynch. Enjoy!
 
 
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Ep. 251 | Titane (2021)

First of all, while trying to find somewhat a theme for this month, a bit of sci-fi and a bit of horror, I guess we landed on the side of body horror month! With this film being the pinnacle of that, Titane, a French film which I will say will not soon be forgotten! I also want to add the fact the synopsis of the film is incredibly misleading!
 
 
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Ep. 250 | Close Encounters of the Third Kind (1977)

Episode 250!! And with every milestone we usually do a banger! This time however we present you a film review on a filmmaker that's quite... underappreciated and nuanced, Close Encounters of the Third Kind is the film and Steven Spielberg is the director! See what we did there?? Anyways, we hope you enjoy!! 
 
 
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Ep. 249 | Friday the 13th Part 2 (1981)

It's Friday the 13th and you know what that means!! Another Friday the 13th film!! This time it's Friday the 13th Part 2! I know! We are soooo original! I hope you guys enjoy because... spoiler alert! This is not the only one coming out this year!! 
 
 
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Ep. 248 | The Fly (1986)

The Fly (1986) is a remake of the Vincent Price film of '58 starring Jeff Goldblum and Geena Davis who where quite the Hollywood couple in the 80's! This film is full on body horror Cronenberg, but still has heart! Let us know what you think of this 80's classic and hope you enjoy the review!!
 
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Ep. 247 | Alien Resurrection (1997)

"Tauntingly flirtatious scenes between Ms. Ryder and Ms. Weaver give this film a sexual boldness that the others' action-adventure spirit lacked."
-The New York Times
 
If the review above from The New York Times does not persuade you to watch this film, then believe me buddy... nothing will.
 
 
 
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Ep. 246 | The Lobster (2015)

Last episode of A24 month! And boy oh boy we're leaving you with a banger! The Lobster is definitely one of those films I saw the trailer too and said to myself, very interesting but never seen it! In the early days of A24 The Lobster was born and it's AMAZING!!! Hope you enjoy the episode as much as we had recording it!
 
 
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Ep. 245 | Under the Silver Lake (2018)

August is more than halfway done now and sadly that means A24 August is going bye bye, however before we leave we want to bring you a very strange film, Under the Silve Lake (2019) starring Andew Garfield is his most unlikeable role yet! (and that's saying something) We have one more film to bring you this month, another weird one and then we jump into Spooooky seasoN!!
Enjoy!
 
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Ep. 244 | Uncut Gems (2019)

Continuing our A24 August we bring you probably one of the famous A24 films, Uncut Gems (2019) Starring Adam Sandler and Idina Menzel and Directed by The Safdie Bros.! Enjoy!
Director: Benny Safdie, Josh Safdie
Writer: Ronald Bronstein, Josh Safdie, Benny Safdie
Stars: Adam Sandler, Julia Fox, Idina Menzel
Genre: Crime, Drama, Thriller
Release Date: 2019-12-25
With his debts mounting and angry collectors closing in, a fast-talking New York City jeweler risks everything in hope of staying afloat and alive.
 
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Ep. 243 | C'mon C'mon (2021)

Welcome to I Finally Watched...'s A24 August! Where we have four awesome films to review this month! Starting with C'mon C'mon
Director: Mike Mills
Writer: Mike Mills
Stars: Joaquin Phoenix, Gaby Hoffmann, Woody Norman
Genre: Drama
Release Date: 2021-11-24
When his sister asks him to look after her son, a radio journalist embarks on a cross-country trip with his energetic nephew to show him life away from Los Angeles.
 
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Ep. 242 | Spider-Man: No Way Home (2021)

Another third in a trilogy that is the best within said trilogy and you could also view this film as the third Garfield Spider-Man and the fourth Maguire Spider-Man, or don't. Hopefully those come in some form too! Enjoy our review of Spider-Man: No Way Home
 
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Ep. 241 | Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade (1989)

Summer is a year of blockbusters! And trilogies, so what better way to celebrate summer than giving you, arguably the best, Indiana Jones, The Last Crusade! If you don't think it's the best Indie, well... lets fight about it! Certainly better than the most recent two!
 
 
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Ep. 240 | The Princess Bride (1987)

A perfect mawiage between fantasy and adventure! A film remembered by most but parts of it forgotten, and in this case for the I Finally Watched boys... a lot of parts! We've seen bits and pieces of The Princess Bride, but sat down and watched from beginning to end, well this is the first time for both of us! Enjoy as we finally watch it!
 
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Ep. 239 | Beverly Hills Cop (1984)

In honor of Beverly Hills Cop: Axel F, the fourth installment in the BHC franchise, coming out on Netflix, we finally watched the first Beverly Hills Cop (1984) a film neither one of us has ever seen!
buh duh deh deh deh duh Buh duh deh duh deh deh de deh!
 
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Bonus Episode #2 | Independence Day (1996)

Happy Fourth of July!!! Even if you're not American, nothing should sway you away from this awesome film! ID4 is an amazing film and so ahead of its time, especially when it comes down to CGI... and if you want to know why it's logo was ID4, well, listen to the episode! Enjoy and Happy 4th!
 
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Ep. 238 | Deep Blue Sea (1999)

Welcome Summer! And that means quite a few bangers coming from I Finally Watched...! Starting with the 1999 epitome of shark films... Deep Blue Sea! Thomas Jane, Samuel L Jackson and Michael Rapaport! Enjoy listening to us riff this one!
 
 
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Ep. 237 | Any Given Sunday (1999)

What's the best football movie ever made? If you said Any Given Sunday, with its star studded cast and angry Al Pacino, then you might be right and this episode is definitely for you! Join us this week as we discuss this staple in 1999 sport movie repertoire!
 
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Ep. 236 | The Talented Mr. Ripley (1999)

Enthralling from start to finish and probably one of the more popular and successful films we've reviewed here at I Finally Watched... Its creepy though and a very well paced thriller... if you want to call it that. Join us as we enjoy The Talented Mr. Ripley! Oh! and yes, Jude Law is very attractive...
 
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Ep. 235 | 8MM (1999)

One of the creepier films we've ever done, but maybe it could've been creepier?! Join us as we explore the world of snuff films with Nick Cage and Joaquin Phoenix as they delve deep in the underworld to find the victim of a million dollar movie! Listen to this episode to hear our review of Nick Cage's 8MM!
 
 
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Ep. 234 | Being John Malkovich (1999)

You want a real mind bender?? Watch Being John Malkovich and then tell me about an identity crisis! Hopefully you won't get one afterwards! I hope you didn't think we were done with 1999 just yet!
 
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Ep. 233 | She's All That (1999)

She's All That (1999) is a wild ride and from we can tell, the pinnacle film of the 90s. With that, the circle is complete, or as complete as we'd like it for this month, but don't worry folks our dive into 1999 films do not stop here! Stay tuned! For our weekly update!!
 
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Ep. 232 | Varsity Blues (1999)

Reviewing Varsity Blues directly after our review of Cruel Intentions feels like we're putting together Voltron for Not Another Teen Movie, would be a shame if we didn't round it out with the main film from the parody film...
"I don't want... your life"
 
 
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Ep. 231 | Cruel Intentions (1999)

I can't tell you how many pop cultural references I now understand thanks to watching Cruel Intentions! I gotta tell ya though, this movie is kinda hard to get through, with the incest and assault and downright crimes committed in this film, however it is a staple of '99 and at times pretty entertaining! Also, the cast really move this a long ways and are incredible! When you think of the perfect 1999 cast, who do you have in mind?
 
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Ep. 230 | Blast from the Past (1999)

Brendan Fraser Revival... or is it renaissance? Whatever you want to call it dude is back!! And Blast from the Past has to be one of his most underrated films, but oh boy is it a gem! We loved it and hope you love listening to us love it! What is your favorite Brendan Fraser film? Enjoy!
 
 
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Ep. 229 | Margin Call (2011)

Margin Call is like a low budget The Big Short, but it might be better?? Listen and find out with our friend and guest for this episode Gharrett back for his 4th time here at IFW!!! Also this film has a ton of famous stars that I bet you had no idea were in this movie! Enjoy! (Another film about the 2008 financial collapse?? SURE, WHY NOT?!)
 
 
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Ep. 228 | Witness (1985)

Now, Witness starring Harrison Ford is not a musical, but this might be our most musical episode ever! And you can thank Weird Al for that one! Enjoy our review of Witness, a beloved classic about murder, love and the Amish! David's first time watching this film and absolutely falling in love with it just as fast as Alain did when he watched it!
 
 
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Ep. 227 | The Boondock Saints (1999)

Apparently on the list of red flag favorite films, The Boondock Saints rank pretty high up! Now we are not saying this movie is our favorite movie and there might be crimes against humanity in this film, HOWEVER this movie is wildly entertaining and we hope you find joy listening to us talk about this film! Enjoy!
 
 
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Ep. 226 | O Brother, Where Art Thou? (2000)

The Coen Brothers are at it again and by again I mean 24 years ago they wrote and directed this film based off the Odyssey and boy oh boy is it a ride! Such a great addition to their already impressive filmography, The Coen Bros don't miss! What was your first Coen Brothers experience, and do you seek out more of their films to this day? Let us know in the comments! Enjoy!!
 
 
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Ep. 225 | Road House (1989)

This movie is considered a cult classic, we didn't know why... the beginning is so strong and Swayze is incredibly likeable and charming (as usual) but then we got to the end and well, let's just say it goes downhill from there, but its still a very fun film! NOW the 2024 remake of Road House... not so much! Fun, less good! Here is our review of BOTH Road House... Road Houses? Road Housi?
 
 
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Bonus Episode #1 | Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire (2024)

Welcome to I Finally Watched's newest show, "We Just Watched" (Working Title) we are classifying these as bonus episodes that are on films that have just come out and contain SPOILERS!! So be warned! Our first bonus episode is on 2024's newest monster film, Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire
This is to wrap up our Monster March Madness into The Monsterverse and what better way than to do this than with their newest film! I hope you enjoy!
 
 
 
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Ep. 224 | Godzilla vs. Kong (2021)

Rounding out our Monsterverse Madness Month of March is Godzilla vs. Kong because of course it is... and with the next installation of the Monsterverse coming out this upcoming weekend, we might watch that too and let you know how it went! While you wait for that catch up on the rest of Monsterverse this month and enjoy!!
 
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Ep. 223 | Godzilla : King of the Monsters (2019)

I remember watching the tail end of this in a hotel room while on a work trip and thinking to myself... Wow! The ending is so cool, I wonder what the build up was like? ANDDD it was not as cool as I thought it would be... March Monster Movie Month presents you our third film of the MonsterVerse... Godzilla: King of the Monsters! Kyle Chandler can't even save this movie... Or can he??
 
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Ep. 222 | Kong: Skull Island (2017)

Talk about a film that gets to the fucking monkey! Unlike Peter Jackson's King Kong, this movie doesn't waste time showing you Kong! Does that make it a better movie? Absolutely not! Does it make it worse? Absolutely! Enjoy our review of Kong: Skull Island
 
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Ep. 221 | Godzilla (2014)

Get ready for March Monster Movie Madness Month!!! We are doing the whole Monster Universe to work up to the release of Godzilla X Kong The New Empire and we starting off with, of course, Godzilla (2014)!
We genuinely liked it and can't wait for you to hear us talk about it! Enjoy!
 
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Ep. 220 | Déjà Vu (2006)

To round out our Denzel films this month, we end with Déjà Vu. And to be honest we were reserved in this decision due to past experience, but realized we haven't actually given this film a fair chance and now we love it! Hope you feel the same about this review!
 
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Ep. 219 | Training Day (2001)

Possibly one of Denzel's most famous roles, Training Day was known to us growing up as a very brutal explicit film, but now watching it in our thirties... not as gory as we once thought! Here's one of our favorites!
 
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Ep. 218 | The Siege (1998)

An underrated and less known Denzel film for this entry, The Siege is about a war on US turf about terrorist attacks from the Middle East 3 years before 9/11. Lots of controversy surrounding this film, but very entertaining and of course Denzel is in-between some very bad people.
 
 
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Ep. 217 | The Equalizer (2014)

Loosely based on a 1980's TV show, The Equalizer stars Denzel Washington, just like every other episode we are doing this month! Welcome to Denzel February!! The Equalizer doesn't seem like something Denzel Washington would do, especially once you know that this turned out to be a trilogy! But there are some great moments in this film! Listen and enjoy!
 
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Ep. 216 | BlacKkKlansman (2018)

Last movie of the Spike Lee month and what a sendoff! What a banger!! Possibly our favorite Spike movie to date! What did you think of BlacKkKlansman? Did you think it was socially impactful and/or controversial? Let us know and we hope you enjoy listening to this episode!
Next up is a month of Denzel!
 
 
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Ep. 215 | Miracle at St. Anna (2008)

As we are coming close to wrapping up Spike month, we view an underrated film of Spike's... Miracle at St. Anna (2008) Not without some flaws, this goes down as one of our favorite Spike Lee films and its one we will be recommending time and time again! Controversy, overreacting, and a comparison to Quentin Tarantino's Inglourious Basterds, you can't go wrong with this review! Enjoy!
 
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Ep. 214 | 25th Hour (2002)

Continuing Spike Lee Month is his post 9/11 film 25th Hour is about a man who's about to be sent to prison for drug dealing and his final hours as a free man. Amazing cast and great dialogue however this film does not feel like a Spike film. Let us know what you thought! Enjoy the review!!
 
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Ep. 213 | Malcolm X (1992)

Another Spike Lee joint! And this time its the documentary thriller, Malcolm X starring Denzel Washington as the seemingly extremist African-American activist! Such a good film that lets me know I really knew nothing about Malcolm X before this... I hope you enjoy our review!
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Ep. 212 | Do the Right Thing (1989)

We found a great way to kick off the New Year and that is to make January Spike Lee month of movies!! Starting off with Do the Right Thing (1989)
What an unexpected twist of tone from this film and as a couple of guys who have never seen it, it really caught us off guard! We hope you enjoy our review and the whole Spike Lee month!
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Ep. 211 | Rocky (1976)

Merry Christmas to all who celebrate and Happy Holidays! For our yearly tradition of Christmas Movies That Are Not Really Christmas Movies, we present... Rocky (1976)
Set between Thanksgiving and New Years Day, we think this is the perfect holiday film and boy don't we feel like a couple of losers having not seeing this film before! So we remedied it with our review of Rocky! Enjoy!
AAADDRRRIANNNN!!!!!!
 
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Ep. 210 | Children of Men (2006)

Possibly one of the best movies we've done all year and definitely one of the best post apocalypse sci-fi movies that ever existed! Children of Men is a harsh pseudo reality sci-fi that sadly maybe isn't too far away in our reality in the distant year of 2027. Relax and enjoy our review of Children of Men (2006)
 
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Ep. 209 | Slumdog Millionaire (2008)

A movie that has won so much at The Academy Awards! And we deserved too, sureee maybe some of this movie didn't age as well as it could, but this movie is a monument within this century and I think pretty much everyone has heard of Slumdog Millionaire (2008)
Thanks for joining us yet again for another December film that we've already seen in the past, but it's December so we are treating ourselves in films we just want to talk about! Christmas week, however is still our traditional Christmas Movie but, Not Really a Christmas Movie Movie!
 
 
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Ep. 208 | You Were Never Really Here (2017)

You Were Never Really Here (2017) is an amazing underrated crime/thriller starring Joaquin Phoenix and from start to finish it has you on the edge of your seat! Welcome to December, a month full of David and Alain's favorite films, that for one month only they break the style of IFW Podcast to review movies they Have already watched! This is a great film and we highly recommend it! 
 
 
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Ep. 207 | My Cousin Vinny (1992)

LAWYER EXPLAINS MY COUSIN VINNY!
Having never fully seen My Cousin Vinny (1992), David finally sat down and watched it and enjoyed it a lot! Of course he did because it's such a classic! And David, being a lawyer himself, really explained a lot to Alain exactly the legal jargon that went on in one of the most accurate legal portrayals in a film ever! 
Hope you guys enjoy this week's episode!
 
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Ep. 206 | Frequency (2000)

As far as time travel movies go, Frequency (2000) by far is one of the better ones, but it doesn't follow the same rules as other time travel films, like Back to the Future, but the way they deal with consequences of time travel is quite original and fascinating! Check out what we have to say in this week's episode!!!
 
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Ep. 205 | Blade II (2002)

Joining us once again is Matthew Dawson from The Mortalverse Audio Dramas for another Guillermo del Toro film, Blade II! Haven't seen the first Blade, Matthew was kind enough to not only watch Blade II for us but also the first Blade, crowning him the champion of guests here on I Finally Watched!
If you were also confused by why Blade II went against everything that was estabished in the first one, don't fret... so were we! Enjoy listening to our confusion in this week's episode!
 
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Ep. 204 | True Romance (1993) w/ Mint Salad

Written by Quentin Tarantino and Directed by Top Gun director, Tony Scott... What can go wrong in this twist of a romantic comedy!! Nothing, it's perfect! In our review of True Romance we are proudly joined by the internet's favorite Star Wars enthusiast, Mint Salad! You might know her through her viral X (Twitter) video from her page, @autisticboobs or her Youtube channel ASE Presents with her movie review series Mint Salad Saw! We had such a good time I hope you enjoy with us!
 
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Ep. 203 | Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers (1988)

Happy Halloween!
And as yearly traditions go, we bring you Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers (1988) with a very special guest, David's Wife's Cousin once removed, Deanna! A lover of horror who gave us great insight on this franchise, join us and listen to this awesome episode!!
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Ep. 202 | Scream 3 (2000)

Another year, Another Scream! Joinig us again is The Favaras, Jenny and Dino! We always get together and watch one of the Screams and now for the third year in a row, we back at it again with Scream 3! We always try to guess who the killer is in the middle of the movie, but this one really had us stumped! Listen to us reminisce here!
 
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Ep. 201 | The Blair Witch Project (1999)

Is it real, is it made up? Is it Maybelline?! What did you thin when this movie first came out? Do you think it still has the same effect as it did back then? The Blair Witch Project (1999) changed cinema horror as we knew it and... would you consider this a mockumentary?? Also, did anyone see or even like the 2016 remake?? Did David??
 
 
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Ep. 200 | Friday the 13th (1980)

It is our 200th episode! Took us over three years to get here, but here we are! So thankful for all of you! We bring you Friday the 13th on Friday the 13th! And if you listen to the very end there's a special musical treat for all of you courtesy of David!
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Ep. 199 | I Finally Watched... Ready or Not (2019)

Ready or Not here we come!! Join us with our friend Gharrett as we delve into the intricacies of hide and seek! We here at IFW thoroughly enjoy subverted horror with badass female leads (such as You're Next) and add comedy into that and you struck gold with us! Basically what we are saying is we LOVE LOVE love this movie!!!
 
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Ep. 198 | I Finally Watched... Evil Dead II (1987) & Army of Darkness (1992)

Buckle up your chainsaws and yell GROOVY! we are back with another Evil Dead episode and its not 1 but 2 films! That's right!!! A double feature of Evil Dead II and Army of Darkness!! We are also joined by Patrick from Vintage Video Podcast as we discuss the many versions of this film and all the fun facts surrounding it! This horror/comedy goes above and beyond in its antics to entertain us and we hope you enjoy our discussions as much as we did! Hail to the king baby!
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Ep. 197 | I Finally Watched... Alien³ (1992)

Alien³ had trouble all through its production, so much so there are two very different cuts of the film and we extensively went through ALL the differences between the Theatrical and Assembly cut and it was rough, but we actually kinda liked the film!
Join us as we traverse the all male prison in search of an actually good film in this weeks episode of I Finally Watched...!
 
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Ep. 196 | I Finally Watched... Life (2017)

There are a lot of underrated sci-fi movies (we've reviewed a few) and there are a lot of underrated Jake Gyllenhaal movies (We've also done some) but when we tell you the movie LIFE (2017) went under our radar, it was not even a blip and just like that it was gone! We have found it today though and reviewing it was a lot of fun! Let us know if you enjoyed this movie in the recent years!
 
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Ep. 195 | I Finally Watched... Contact (1997)

Contact (1997) is one of those movies I've always wanted to do for the podcast and it kept getting pushed back, well we finally reviewed and I liked it!... Well, one if us did anyways... Find out who and join us for this weeks episode! Starring Jodie Foster and Matthew McConaughey directed by Robert Zemeckis 
 
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Ep. 194 | I Finally Watched... Apollo 13 (1995)

Space, planets, galaxy and aliens... Anything from the real life stories of actual astronauts to space travel to far away planets with lifeforms, we are reviewing all films sci-fi this month starting with... Apollo 13!!! Join us as we deep dive into deep space and explore wormholes, blackholes, and killer aliens as we move into more spookier movies in prep for October! Follow us on Podbean and X and make sure to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts and Spotify!!
 
 
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Ep. 193 | I Finally Watched... True Lies (1994)

Come for the Arnold Schwarzenegger action movie, stay for the striptease. A more controversial film in the I Finally Watched repertoire, True Lies.
Not that its a bad film or any of us thinks it's a bad film, but I will say some of our expectations were let down. Come enjoy our verbal antics as we breakdown this 90s romp of a film!
 
 
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Ep. 192 | I Finally Watched... Speed (1994)

In completing our wonderful summer episode collection, we add Speed (1994), now we mention in this episode how much this film has been slept on, but NO MORE! Speed is a wonderful, non-stop, action movie and if you have held back on watching it, stop it now and go watch it! Then come back and listen to our episode and learn a bunch of fun facts on this film!
 
 
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Ep. 191 | I Finally Watched... Miller’s Crossing (1990)

We definitely don't do enough Coen brothers films here on the channel and that's why we have Steve! Steve from the podcast, For me these Films R the Juice, suggested we do this movie and we suggested he comes aboard to review with us in this fun episode reviewing this serious crime drama! Even though the topic is serious we definitely have fun! Check out Steve's podcast and you might even find David and Alain in a couple of episodes!
This Film Is The Juice To Finally Watch!
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Ep. 190 | I Finally Watched... Braveheart (1996)

Folks! This is a big one! We FINALLY tackle Braveheart (1996)!! This is one we've been wanting to do for a long time now and here we are with it with episode 190! We hope you enjoy and don't get too offended by our best attempts at a Scottish accent! Thank you all who listens and remember, if you like coffee, there's no other like Bones Coffee Company! Use code IFWBONES at check out for 10% off at bonescoffee.com and pick up some Highland Grog!
 
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Ep. 189 | I Finally Watched... Everybody Wants Some!! (2016)

Off of the same concept we reviewed Bloodsport, Everybody Wants Some!!, was technically shown to David 4 years ago, however, we didn't have the pod back then so we are bringing it back round for review with someone who calls this film their favorite film! Taylor, Alain's wife! She joins us to talk about why this is her favorite film! And it truly is a feel good Richard Linklater film where nothing happens in this slice of life from the 80s!
 
 
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Ep. 188 | I Finally Watched... Bloodsport (1988)

Welcome to the KUMATE!! It was either this film or In Bruges that first sparked the idea of the podcast but whichever one came first, BLOODSPORT (1988) is here!!! I mean who doesn't love Jean-Claude Van Damme kickin' ass and doin' splits! Is the movie perfect? No! But it sure is a lot of fun!!
 
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Ep. 187 | I Finally Watched... Tenet (2020)

One word and a high-vis jacket can get you into many doors, but only you can decide to listen to this episode on Christopher Nolan's Tenet! We are joined this episode by a special guest, a long time Twitter follower of the pod and avid movie writer & watcher, Anthony LaFauci! All of their links can be found below!! We have fun analyzing Tenet, even when it gets pretty complicated!
 
 
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Ep. 186 | I Finally Watched... Collateral (2004)

In honor of the second to last Mission Impossible film we review Collateral and let me tell you guys! NOT what i was expecting from a film like this at all! If you haven't seen it, do yourself a favor and go see it! Starring Tom Cruise, Jada Pinkett Smith, and Jamie Foxx! Need I Say MORE!
 
 
 
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Ep. 185 | I Finally Watched... A Few Good Men (1992)

Happy 4th of July!! To celebrate Independence Day we review... Not the Tom Cruise movie you thought we would be doing, but one that is just as patriotic!  A Few Good Men! And to really be in fluidity with everything this and our next film both star Tom Cruise in celebration for the Mission Impossible: Dead Reckoning part 1 release! So sit back, enjoy the fireworks, and listen to I Finally Watched...!
 
 
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Ep. 184 | I Finally Watched... The Gentlemen (2019)

Bitter sweet ending to our Guy Richie month of June! We end strong though with The Gentlemen! Bring a lot from classic Richie crime thriller with new faces and a much different plot! We hope you enjoyed this month and this episode and next week we are bringing in some heavy hitters for summer! See you soon!
 
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Ep. 183 | I Finally Watched... RocknRolla (2008)

First of all, we have to excuse Alain's horrible attempt at an English accent and also apologize to Australia for this accent attempt!  From here we review another Guy Richie film, RocknRolla, these seem to get better and better! What's your favorite Guy Richie film?? Let us know on Twitter @finallywatched
 
 
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Ep. 182 | I Finally Watched... Snatch (2000)

Number two is our roster for June Guy Richie Month is... Snatch (2000)! Stylized as snatch, its very similar to Lock, Stock, but with one major difference... its better! Well that subject being debatable, you have to listen to which side the boys are on in this episode of I Finally Watched...!
 
 
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Ep. 181 | I Finally Watched... Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels (1998)

Welcome to June 2023 or as we like to call it... Guy Ritchie month aka David's month and to start we review Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels.
We hope you enjoy this riveting good time as we yank each others chain and of course talk about the movie, the actors, and the director hisself!!!
 
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TRANSCRIPT:
This movie was having trouble getting distribution.And so she called an acquaintance of hers to help them get distribution.And that was Tom Cruise.I knew it.I knew it was gonna be Tom Cruise.I was like,who's it gonna be Tom Cruise?I should have said it.Fuck.So he apparently attended a screen.I'm gonna be Tom Cruise finally marched,finally marched,finally watched,I know it.Hey,everybody.Welcome to another episode of I finally watched,this is David and this is a and I finally watched Lock Stock and Two Smoke and Barrels.So this month we are going to do four Guy Ritchie movies.Um This being his,his debut,we're doing them chronologically.And I was remembering back when I watched this and so I watched this on DVD or Blu Ray like way after it came out,I think when I was in like law school,college or law school and I watched it after a night of like,I just didn't go to sleep the night before,not like partying or anything,just like never slept.Um And so my memory of it was definitely hazy,but I had seen it before.Um,and watching it this time,I feel very similarly to,like Quentin Tarantino in that.It's a really great first film.But by and large,I like almost everything after it more.Like after this we're gonna do Snatch.And I think that's like a perfect comparison with,like Lock Stock and Snatch to reservoir dogs.And then Pulp Fiction.Um,I think you'll like Snatch like a lot better too.Um,like where,where he has like an idea or like,uh,his,his,um,skill,skill set.Yeah,it just,it gets better.It's just like,it's like a much smaller,it's like a much smaller scale movie.Yeah,that's what I was saying.Why did you say that?You started saying it?He has an idea.No,I was saying an idea of his and I was trying to find the word,like,um,aesthetic and then kind of like,um,polished it up a bit for the second one.Well,he's given a lot more like money to do it and,yeah,he's just got kind of the notoriety this movie.I don't know if you realize this.So,this is Jason Statham's first movie.Um,Vinnie Jones who plays Big Chris is a professional soccer player before this,who was like,apparently did this movie while he was,like,banned from playing is what I read.So,like,I think I read somewhere that,like,17 out of the 40 something speaking parts were from people who had never acted before.Right.That is it.That's interesting.Yeah,because now,like Jason Statham is,is,uh a well known actor but so is,uh,so is the ex soccer player,see Vinny Vinny?Um,and like in the next movie in Snatch,he gets Brad Pitt.Right.So it's like,kind of a very similar thing,although Quentin with reservoir dogs,I mean,I,I guess,I don't remember,like,if those were all bigger names,they were definitely,like,known actors then,but it's just,I don't know,it's very similar.I,uh,really enjoyed watching this this time.It's an interesting movie to talk about because,like,I think the plot is so linear in that,like,you can kind of,you can kind of see everything being telegraphed to set up the end.Yeah.Um,but it's also just like a very fun movie to watch with like the kind of the Banter and the,like,the British slang throughout.Um,a,what did you think?So?So,I went in it and I was,um,I'm,I'm looking after my niece this week so having,like,not a lot of time to myself watching movies.Uh,I,I know what it's like with you having,having kids.Your hair looks very disheveled today.I was like,oh,man,it's really parenthood's really hitting him this week.I just got out of the pool.Ok.He got me some slack.Um,no,but,but so I haven't had much time to myself.Um,and the first couple nights we had her,we put her down super late.So,um,I was kind of trying to fit it in before bed started it at 11 and it got maybe like 30 40 minutes in.And basically I was like,I gotta,I gotta watch this at another time and then when I rewatched it,um,I just restarted the movie instead of starting it from the 40 minute point,right?And so I just restarted the movie and I'm glad I did because there were so many things that I missed like half paying attention to it.But like you said,it's this huge build up at the end,but they start laying down the pieces in the very beginning.So,um so yeah,if you like really pay attention to the movie from the get go,you see that they're starting that they're setting up stuff that's gonna play out,you know,uh an hour later,which I think is,which I think is really cool.And yeah,I mean,I,we were talking about how many guy Ritchie films I watched before this and it's not,not many.Yeah,you said Aladdin and then you think you've seen all of man from Uncle,but you're not sure.No,I've definitely seen Man from Uncle.Um and Aladdin.I don't know you,when we talked,we talked about it on this pot.So anyone who listened to that part of it,you're like,I kind of remember unless we cut that out,but I remember there was a car chase and there was a wall and,well,it's because it was just so long ago I saw it in theaters when it first came out.I don't know.What was that?2011?No,no.That one must have been like 2017 or something.It came out in 2015 so close.Um,yeah,so,so what,seven years,eight years ago?So,you know,whatever.Um,but yeah,I think those are the only two,even though I've heard of him and a lot of his films,I just haven't really sat down and watched them.Which,well,it's funny because I don't think a Aladdin is not like,it's not really what you go to when you're trying to watch a Guy Ritchie film,I think,man from UN and Man from Uncle is also fairly different.It's kind of a James Bond.So for this month we're doing lock stock,we're doing Snatch,we're doing Rock and Roller,which is one of my favorite and probably like that almost might have been my entry point into Guy Ritchie movies was Rock and Roller and then we're doing his latest one or it was his latest one up until like just a little while ago because he just had to come out Ruz Deer.Um,something fortunate.And then,um,the covenant that just came out.So,um,I'm excited to do all of those.I think.Let's just start from the top of this.And I,you were saying that the first time you watched this,you watched like 30 minutes.But I thought you told me that you're like,oh,yeah,I started last night but I didn't get very far.And I was like,well,where did you get to?And you're like,where they were throwing all the jewelry as they're rutted down the stairs.And I was like,that's three minutes into the movie.Like max.Um,I think,I think,ok,so,so here's the actual timeline of the thing,right?Um,the first night I attempted to watch it,it was like,literally two minutes into it.Then when I went to go watch it again,I got 30 minutes into it and then restarted it from that point.I watched it with Taylor actually when I restarted it and then we got halfway through that movie and then the next night we finished the movie.So,yeah,that was like four separate watches.That's like me.Now,you,now you get it though,right?Like,as a parent for this week you get,I don't,no,no,no,no,no,I don't.Because the,the initial one.Yes.Sure.But I would have just watched it all the way through.But Taylor is the one who wanted to like,finish it halfway because she was sleepy.I don't get you guys being sleepy and shit,but whatever,probably,I would imagine because she's the one primary,primarily taking care of your niece right now as you get to sleep in.Oh,I wish that was true.But who gets up three times in the middle of the night to take her pee.So I don't have to wash the sheets in the morning.This guy,so the movie opens with just this little scene of them selling kind of fake goods on the street.And you have Eddie being the guy who like,pretends to not know him is like,oh,that's a great deal on like,necklaces or whatever.I love like the kind of the lines from Jason Statham.But one of my favorites that I caught.So I started this movie and I watched like 30 minutes of it and then I realized it was like,oh,wait,we're not recording for like 10 days.So then I just stopped and then I started over like a couple days before the recording.Uh But one of the,when the second time when I start again,one of the lines that I really liked is he's talking,he says to this one lady don't stand there like one o'clock and half past which like,visually is just her kind of like bending over,like hawking at everything,like just looking at it,but like,not buying,he's like,get in here and you give me your money.And I,I love too like the voiceover and I think this will pay off in the next film.But the,the guy that does the voiceover in this movie is the guy that works at Eddie's dad's bar.Oh,ok.And he is also the main antagonist,bad guy in Snatch.From what I remember.What's his name in this movie?He's named Alan or narrator.I don't think we hear his name but he is Alan Ford and he's gonna be like the main,as I just said,the main bad guy in Snatch and he's really great in that.So is Snatch a sequel to this?No,it's just,it's just a Guy Ritchie type movie.So it's like a very similar set up like literally all four we're gonna do are gonna be very similar,but like the story is different but kind of the world um is all much very like this kind of UK underground.They probably all take place in London when you first brought up that we're gonna do this and you brought up this movie Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels.I asked you if this was a sequel because I really thought there was a movie called Lock Lock Stock and a Smoking Barrel.And then,and then like Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels was the sequel.Um But there is no such thing.Uh such a movie as Lock Stock and smoking in a smoking barrel.Um,and,and I,you know,it's funny because have you ever heard of the,the,the movie,um,the whole Nine Yards?Yeah.You know,there's a sequel to that movie called The Whole 10 Yards.I do.Yes.Ok.I thought that was kind of what they were doing here,but not at all because,because there is no existing movie.So,I,I also like how um the guy kind of says the title of the movie,he's like Lock Stock,the whole fucking thing talking about Sting's Bar,which by the way,Sting is in this and actually is like pretty great in his little part.Oh,Sting is the dad.Yeah,see now that you say that,that I connect it but I did not,I did not catch that.That's funny.What's funny too is I was kind of thinking like,why is this called Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels?And then he says it,like you said,he says Lock Stock and the whole fucking thing in the,in the movie?I was like,well,where does the two smoking barrels come from?And I go,oh,the two antique guns are the two smoking barrels?I get it now,right?Uh There's this other thing too that I just noticed today,I guess this is a thing that guy Richie likes to do,but there was a lock,there's a show called Lock Stock,which is basically a TV series based off of this movie.Then there was a TV show that was done by Crackle called Snatch that starred Rupert Grant who was Ron Weasley and Harry Potter.And now he's doing the Gentleman TV series which is starring Theo James,which I'm actually super fucking excited for.Um But just like,he's willing to like sell off his,he's like,there's no like,oh,this is,this is sacred ground that can't be touched.He's like,no,yeah,you can make a TV.Show out of this.That's fine.Oh You're,you're thinking that,that like Guy Ritchie sits on a higher plane where he's like,not a sellout.He did Aladdin dude for Disney.Yeah,Ashley was just talking today about how much she didn't like that movie.I thought it was fine.But like,I think all those live actions like,but it's kind of a gimmick.It's kind of a gimmick from Guy Ritchie doing that like fast,slow motion,speed up thing,right?But it wasn't really introduced in his beginning work.So when,when did that become like,oh,that's a guy Ritchie move.Uh I mean,it'd probably be in Snatch.I haven't seen Snatch in years,but I would imagine that's where it's gonna be.Snatch is really great.I can't wait to do.We should get back to this movie,but Snatch is really great mostly because of like Brad Pitt's performance is so amazing in it.Um But so let's get back to it.Um The main setup of this movie is these four guys are getting money together so that their friend Eddie who is just amazing at cards can get in a card game with a guy named Hatchet Harry.Just like as a,as a F Y I like,don't play poker against a guy named Hatchet Harry,which is really funny because they talk about how he beat a guy to death with a black dildo later on in the movie.And then at,at the very end when they go into his office,it says like,Harry,whatever the porn king.Yeah.And I like,didn't catch that throughout the like,oh,this,that's what this guy does because they never really,like,he runs a sex shop.I guess he had that part of it.I,I Harry,there's so many small details though,but I like how it's like driven home at the very end,right?Like that is,you know what I mean?Like it's not integral to the plot,but I like seeing it at the end because they definitely honed in on it on the door.So you could see it.The,the end is my favorite part of the movie and I can't wait till we get there because I really want to break down.Exactly.And it,it,man,it's so good,I think from the,from the point,all of them are going to the four guys flat like the and uh big Chris and dog and his group are already there.I think from that point on,it's like the best part of the movie to me.Well,because the,the weed growers know what um the people who robbed them look like and it just so happens to be kind of like the,the same.Yeah,I know you wanna break it down guys.So it's so great anyways.Um So,so yeah,so as you were explaining,they're getting together 25 there's four of them,they're getting together 25 grand each.So that their friend Eddie who's amazing at poker can beat hatchet Harry and Poker and win a bunch of money.Um I think they're looking for like $20,000.25 apiece.20 no,no,no,it's 25 apiece but it's 20,000 gain back,right?So they're gonna each get their 25 back plus another 20 grand on top of that.So they're looking for a 20 grand return each.Um and Eddie is pretty confident he can get it.But uh this all is set up to,to,oh,I,I was talking to you about like this,this thing that they established in the beginning and where does it pay off in the end?The man on fire running out of the bar how that like plays and that's right.I,I thought that was great.Yeah,when he explains,yeah,when they explain what he did to that one guy that is,yeah,that's actually really funny.And,yeah,that,this movie definitely,I didn't have time to do it but would definitely reward like a second watch.Um,I also,so right before we go to the poker game,a bunch of more establishing stuff,we go to kind of the shitty apartment that Bacon and Eddie live in,uh,Jason Statham and,uh,Nick Moran.And they,they're like,oh,we always,we have these neighbors that we can always hear and they're like,I guess just thieves,it looks like they have this reputable shop or whatever,but they just steal shit from people.Like I couldn't even figure out,I guess they're loan sharks.Maybe,I don't know what dog actually does for his legitimate part of his business.If there is such a thing.It's kind of funny.Right,because they live on like one side of the flat and dog and his crew live on the other side of the flat and there's like a,a cab service that's in the middle.No,it's not.I think,I think it might be on the other side because the dog actually,like,throws the plank guy through the wall and he's able to see all the cash that got stolen because at the,at the beginning Jason Statham opens,you're right though.Like,basically this was like a flat that was divided in two because Jason Statham opens this door and then there's just a brick wall that was built.And I was like,why does that make sense?But it's like,oh,because it was kind of cut in half.Yeah,exactly.Um,and then we get the weed growers which,like,have a cage at their front door that never,they don't ever use.Which is,it's funny,it's very telegraphed but then the way it's used when it actually gets to,it is very smart.Like for the first time when they're about to get robbed,they've locked it.Like that's just smart to me.Oh,what's the guy?What's the guy who's like friends?The connection between dog and the weed guys?Plank?Plank?Yeah.Yeah.Yeah.So,like Plank realizes that they never lock the cage and that's when he tells his boss,I assume it's his boss,right?Uh They never lock the cage.So it's super easy.So,so it's kind of funny because when uh Bacon and his crew are listening in on that conversation,I was kind of confused because I was like,well,why doesn't Bacon and his crew just rob the weed dealers?I don't think they know where it is.And that's the reason because I was like,they're making,it seem like robbing the weed guys is super easy.And then waiting for them to rob the weed guys and then robbing them is like,the difficult part.But then you're right.They're the only ones who knows where the location of the weed is,right.Um,and then we meet,uh,Vinnie Jones,whose name is Chris.Uh,there's a couple of cool facts about this from Vinnie Jones.So,once I already said this was his first movie.Um,but what I read is on the first day of filming,he had just been released from police custody for beating up his neighbor allegedly,I don't know,allegedly could have been,he could have been convicted.I don't know.And then,uh,he said that he was cast because in the script,the,the big Chris was described as looking like the English footballer,Vinnie Jones.So,like guy Richie had like a Vinny Jones type in mind.And Vinny Jones is like,oh,I got some time.That's hilarious.It's like,oh,oh,I,I,I'm imagining my character looking like this famous person and then the person walks in and you're like,shit,you're hired.I don't even care what,what,what's amazing too is he is actually a real like,so I think maybe one of his more famous roles now would be like Euro Trip,right?And he's just like kind of an over the top character in that.Um But he's actually like,really great in this movie.Like,his acting is really great in this,it's kind of very subtle for most parts.Yeah,I mean,uh,I,it's,when you said he's an ex football player,it surprised me to hear that because I do think he's a pretty good actor.Yeah.I also,I also remember him.One of the first things I saw him in two,which we've already done was,um,gone in 60 seconds where he plays the guy that doesn't speak for most of the movie and then he's,like,super eloquent at the very end.Yes.Yes.Yes.Yes.Um I'm trying to remember where I,like,seen him recently recently and it's two things that I remember him distinctly from,uh I watched a review of the Midnight Meat Train and he's the,he's the main character in uh Well,he's the,I don't know if you call it main character.He's the antagonist of the,the Midnight Meat Train.Um But where I've seen him first is an x-men last Stand.He's the juggernaut baby.Oh,that's right.That's right.I probably saw him in that first too.Um So after this,we get to the poker game,we've like introduced a sting.We're introduced to Barry,the Baptist who like hires these basically two fucking idiots to steal these shotguns.That is that his boss wants,which is like,that's a mistake.Why are you hiring those guys that might be my favorite plot line?Just hiring like the worst two possible people for this job.You know,they remind me of the,the,like the Cruella Deville henchman.I would have bet that that would,like,not surprise me if that was written in the script of like,who we're looking for for this.The two.Like,what's his,where are the Horus and Jasper?Jasper.Yeah,I never learned that the idiots in this movie.I never learned their names,like,throughout,um,like,I still am trying to find them in here and I M DB and I was like,I don't know,Gary and Serge maybe,I don't know.Um I know,I know one of them and they've done to my poor Gary,I thought he fucking die dude when the shotgun blast hit his head.Yeah,that is pretty funny.Well,it's also like foreshadowing because he then does get shotgun blasted like at the end.Yeah,that's true.Oh no,he gets hatted.The other guy gets shotgunned a lot of death.I thought too that they were gonna like kind of,I thought Harry didn't die because they don't show him die.They show him like they showed the dude shooting at him,right?But they don't actually show him dead and then literally gonna be like pulp fiction where it's like all the shots and then they just all miss.Oh yeah,it's if you're gonna steal,steal.Well,um so we go to the poker game and also at this time,like the other guys are at Samo and Joe's and they run into Rory and like,ask him to turn off the TV.And he just turns and looks at him,he's like,no,um,the,the card game.I once again have some like,math questions about this because it looks like Eddie is winning quite a bit.And if you started with 100,000,it looks like he's winning quite a few hands.So let's just say he's up to like 1 50 and then he has to get loaned like the other 100.So that's the 2 50 that he has to match.Then maybe,I guess,I don't know.Harry might have said like,oh no,it's 500,000.I don't know.It's,it's weird.Um But all in,all Harry has just now decided that you owe him $500,000.So I guess it's like you can't even question the math because it's just like this dude will kill you if you don't give him $500,000.What's uh what's Hatchet?Harry's um uh muscles name.Bury the Baptist,bury the Baptist.Such a great character.Such a great voice.Like everything about that dude.I love it.So he was actually a bare knuckle boxer before he got into acting.And um this film,I don't know if you saw,it is actually dedicated to him.He died before it premiered of lung cancer.So he was sick the whole time he was shooting this.Oh my God.I thought it was dedicated to someone.I didn't make the connection.It was him though.Yeah.So it's very sad but he um he is,he's so fucking good in that role.It's like,what's a good um like the guys at the end of the firm were perfect as mafia guys.He's fucking like,perfect for this Barry the Baptist roll.So it was funny because,because Taylor had a,had a problem with how uh the cheating was being done.And I was like,I was like,what do you mean?She's like,well,how is,if they have,like,a camera behind Eddie the entire time,um,how is Eddie winning anything at this point?Right.Well,like,why isn't he constantly losing?And I go,I don't know,I guess you're right.I like,why is it?It comes up and she's like,oh,I get it.It's because,uh,the Baptist is on the phone with the two idiots trying to,like,solve their issues or whatever.Um,and during that time Eddie's winning a bunch of hands.Well,and then also at one point you see Barry the Baptist,like,hitting the thing trying to get it to work again and then he gets it to work and he sees,I mean,it's also just horrible card discipline from Eddie to have it,like,out like that.You gotta bring it in tight so only you can see it,you know,to the chest.So he's,he's just a little too uh nonchalant.Um I love like right after this.So basically Eddie just goes and gets drunk for two days.So now we're down to five days but the cook,uh who I guess his name is soap in this um is like,let's just refuse to pay.And Jason Statham is like,do you,do you not know who Harry the hatch is?And then tells a story about how he beat a guy to death with a 15 inch black dildo while this is happening.Hold on while this is happening.It's one of my favorite favorite uh scenes in the movie is they're at a bar where they're telling the story and they all order drinks and they bring them like these fruity pineapple cocktails.And Jason Statham was like,what the fuck is this?And the,the bartenders like it's a cocktail like you asked for.He's like,he's like you can fall in,fall in love with an orangutan in this thing.It's like all this like pineapple uh topping and stuff like that.And he's like,I wanna,I want a cocktail.He's like that is a cocktail.He's like,I thought this was a bar.He's like,it's a Samoan bar.It's like,it's like,well,I just want a beer.It's like we don't serve beer and it's like I thought this was a bar.He goes,it is,it's a Samoan bar.I don't know that whole thing is just so funny to me.I think you could do that about,like,fucking everything.Like,the,one of my favorite bits is when,uh Tom and Nick,the Greek are like,haggling over the stereo and he,he's like $100 is $100 and Tom is like,yeah,except it's not when it's $200.And one thing I didn't notice is he's like,well,what else do I get?And he hands him this shit,this shitty red phone and then he's using it later the whole time the whole,throughout the entire rest of the movie,he just says like what a cheap,like a cheap piece of shit.He is.Um So then also at this time we get the loan sharks are hitting golf balls at this guy.Um then Plank goes to the weed guys and this part is like where I think it's a little too telegraphed but I mean,it happens next.So it's not like that big a deal,but Plank like knocks over a bunch of money and they're like,oh why are you,you know,Plank has seen all of our money.It's like just so obvious what's gonna happen next because there was a scene earlier where dog is like planks like why am I only getting this much in dog?It is like when you come up with the hits,then you'll get paid more.So it's just like all I if if I had like,one complaint about this movie is it's too telegraphed and like,what's gonna happen,it's too,like,easy to follow.I'll tell you why,why.That's not a problem for me.Their accents make it so fucking hard to understand.But I'm glad it is like,literally laid out in this black and white thing because if it,if it wasn't and I had to get over their accents,I would be totally lost,man.I also love the uh dildo idea from Tom about like the,we have the check paid to one company and then we offer them a refund from this other company that's like a very long offensive name.And it's like,and who's gonna cash that at their bank?So their bank knows that this is what they're into,uh which apparently that idea was like stolen from a book or something,but it's fucking great except how great that idea is.It would not work today because everything is done online and you can get like anonymously refunded online.Well,this is 98 didn't work that way.Um So then uh we find out that the idiots sold the guns to Nick who sold the guns to Tom.Um I like when Vinnie Jones goes to sting,it's a great scene where he's like,you know,your boy uh fucked up and Harry,Harry wants your bar,he's always wanted your bar.Um And stings like,well,I know how you feel about cursing.So I'll just say this,tell Harry to go fuck himself,which I,I we didn't even talk about the sons with uh Vinnie Jones and his son in the beginning with the guy who they're getting money from is so great in the,in the tanner.Yeah.Yeah.Yeah.Yeah,so,so good.Um And Vinnie Jones like I'm gonna take that a shock and I'll give you another chance.I,I love that sting is just like,you know,I thought,oh he's gonna feel like he's gonna lose his bar and stings like I'm never giving up my bar like fuck,fuck my son.That's his debt like it doesn't affect me.Yeah.Um And then soap bringing the knives are so fucking funny.He's like,why didn't you bring any big knives?And he pulls out like a machete basically.Yeah.Uh And then I think knives are a good idea.Big fuck off shiny ones is also like a great line from him.Um So,so back to the plot kind of um so we're getting down to the part where they lost all the money from the poker game game and they're all thinking where,where are we gonna get half a million dollars,right?Because if they're like every day that they're laid on the money,a finger of theirs is gonna get cut off by the Baptist um at the request of,of hatchet Harry.So we get to the,to the point where they overhear Doug and his crew and they're like,I,you know,Eddie's like,I know how to do this.So this starting at this point,this is where all the layers are coming together,right?Because at this point,um the two dumb um henchmen have stolen the guns.I OK,I have to say another great,great line is when uh the Baptist is hiring them,they're like,what's in it for us?And he's like,it's an old fucking house.It's in the state.You have antiques.It's like,what are we gonna do with fucking antiques?Um Anyway,so the,the,oh and he's like bad,the Baptist is walking away and he's like,oh those northern idiots and then,and then they're like that southern,you know,whatever.Uh I just love all the dialogue in this movie.Sorry,I love,I love when the guys are going to steal the guns and he's like,hey,you gotta put a mask on.He's like,I just got my hair done.You fucking an idiot if you think that I'm gonna put stocking over this and then he gets a shot off.It looks like,yeah,it looks like I don't even know.So,yeah,I'm,I'm kind of ready to talk to the robbery about the robbery.Um I look like,so they go in and for the first time the cage is locked and then Plank pulls out the gun on the sky and he just immediately faints and I,I love too that they shoot off,they're like,threaten to shoot off his foot.They do it and you don't even get to see it until later on when other people come and his foot's just,like,fucking missing almost.Yeah.Yeah.And then they're like,the rest of the weed guys are hiding up in their after with an air soft gun basically.Yeah,like a B B gun like a high powered B B gun and it's just shooting them in the neck.Although I have to say uh growing up a lot of my uh my buddies around the neighborhood had B B guns.Yeah,like with the not plastic but like the metal,the metal ones.Yeah.And like my biggest fear is getting shot in the eye or shot in the neck uh and just fucking bleeding out or losing an eye.Um But yeah,Plank was shot in the neck and he's just continuously bleeding and you just have an artery like shot in your neck and you just have,I already have one missing man.I can't afford them hitting the other one.Um No,but so yeah,and so uh they're being shot like they're being mildly inconvenienced by this B B gun shot in the neck,shot in the arm.He's like,oh that stings.And then um what I love is there's this running joke that um,what's his name?Willie?The tall lanky one.I don't know.I think it's Harry.He brings a girl in that's like half conscious and no one,no one really pays her any mind because she's so quiet and she blends in with the furniture.Right.I think it's Willie.Willie.Willie.Yeah.And so,um,there's this moment where they're threatening,uh,that they're gonna shoot his foot off unless they not only,hey,listen,come down,open the cage,let us in.But also how many people do you have?And you better not lie to us.It's like it's only the three of us.And then you find out that the girl is up there and the girl basically kills them all.But I'm thinking,wow,they risk,they risk it by lying about her.But then it occurred to me it's like they even forgot that she was there.She was the fifth person they lied about uh Willie,I think because they had that.They had already lied to Plank when Plank came because Willie was the one that let him in Willie or Winston.Who fuck cares.I think it's Willie.No.Yeah,Winston's the main drug guy,but they had already lied that Willie wasn't there because he was kind of Plank's connection to get in and they didn't want plant to get in.So,Plank was like,yeah,yeah,they,he's not here.Um My favorite line from all this too.Is like,they're getting shot with the air,soft guns and dog is like,would you all quit getting shot?Um,and then they bring out the real big fucking gun.Yeah.Which is a nice,like,she just starts shooting everything.I liked it.I mean,obviously I,I like that instead of like killing her afterwards,he just kind of punches her and knocks her out.It's like,it's like,you know,he has to do something to her,but he was like,kind of nice about it in the,as,as nice as he could because she just killed one of his dudes.But,um,the traffic warden that shows up is,uh,I don't know if you wreck that.Have you seen the movie the trip?Uh No.So it's,uh,Rob Brydon plays the traffic cop,which I did not recognize him the first time I watched it because I had not seen the trip.I mean,he's obviously,I think,fairly famous over there,but that's what I know him from.Um,and then,so then our four main guys steal this money back and as it happens,I was like,oh,that was fairly easy and I,you know,I didn't remember much from this movie so it was kind of almost the first watch for me again.Um,it was like,that was,you know,that was too easy and it's funny is things kind of keep coming up for the rest of the movie,but it all feels too easy,like the whole time,you know what I mean?It's like everything sort of works out after the poker game for them.Yeah.No,no,it's like,it's like,convenient.Right?It's like,ok,so we're gonna steal there,there and there and it's like,it just so happens that dogs men comes in at the same time that all of,um,uh,who's,who's,they're,they're stealing weed from a guy but then selling it back to him.What's his name?Uh Rory.Rory,right?So Rory's guys go all in at the same time,dogs men goes all in and they mistaken each other for the opposed,you know,for,for our four main guys.And so there's just a giant shootout and everyone dies and like that part is really convenient for our main characters.Well,I think one thing that the movie does good that I didn't catch on to is so the,the drug guys are talking about how they have a backer,but they don't really mention who it is.And then Nick has started talking to Rory about giving him a sample and they've talked about a price and then when,uh,when he brings Rory the sample,Rory's like,take it to the chemist.So it was like,holy shit.Yeah.Yeah.Uh And then it's like that's when everything sort of comes together.So they realize they've been robbed and you see the one guy with his foot just shot off,like sitting on the ground as soon as,as soon as Rory says,take you to the chemist Taylor and I look at each other and she goes,I wonder who they are.I bet she saw that from the beginning,did she?Um So then after that,you have our main guys that are just getting drunk at a bar the whole time as like all of this shit is happening,Nick,the Greek is like leaving town Rory like dog has already discovered like the money of their next door neighbors.It's funny like all these lines where he's like,like they're looking for it.Don't even get me started about how the two idiot wait.So they never delivered the,the,the shotguns to Harry.They sold them to Nick,they sold them to Nick.I sold them to Tom.Yeah.Well,yeah,they sold them to Nick who sold them to Tom.But why didn't they give them to Harry?Because they were hired to give them to Harry.They didn't know they said all Barry gave them the instructions of all the guns in the cabinet.So they gave all the guns in the cabinet to Harry.The other rifles were being held by the guy that shot at them.The old guy,like the butler guy.Oh,so there's really bad instructions on Barry,the Baptist part,honestly.Seriously.Um Yeah,so,so those two guns had,had to be,had,have been bought back.It's like 700 quid or pounds or whatever they deal with.Um,uh,for the both of them.Right.So,it's like 3 50 each.And then you find out later they're both,they're worth like,$200,000.Yeah.Um,I like the lines too.Like Roy and Nick the Greek.He's like,your stupidity might be your saving grace because I know if you knew this was my stuff,like you wouldn't have done this.Um And the scene before where Nick the Greek breaks the table with his glass was like it was just an accident that they kept in the movie.So it wasn't like it wasn't intentional.Um The second part where he puts it down again and there's no glass.Um I also like the,it's kind of almost a little too cute,but he's like you guys couldn't,you know,dog is talking to all these people and they haven't been able to find him and he's like you couldn't find him if they're the next door fucking neighbors.And like earlier Eddie had said,oh,next door,we're the next door neighbors.It's the last place to look and then,then he throws plank through a wall and you know,Plank sees it and then that kind of sets up basically the ending,right?Dog is at the guy's place,they're at a bar.Rory is heading over with his men.Um,and I like the shootouts very funny.So basically everyone's dead and Rory once again has come out unscathed and the chemist is there too and then Rory turns plank over and they kill each other and then the chemist runs out,but I love the dog stuff with Harry and,and Vinnie Jones.So Vinnie Jones head butts him and takes the guns and the,and the money and then the,the guys show up with no one else there and they're like,shit,our money is gone.So they're like freaking out.But then Vinnie takes it to Harry and it's like,yep,this is the money they would have given you.And he's like,oh,so,well,then why did you take it?And he's like,you know,you can never be too careful.So it's like the guys don't realize it,but their debt has been paid off because of the way Vinnie Jones has told Harry that like,yeah,this is the money they were gonna give you.It's all there.Like their debt is paid.The,the only,and I love all this.The only part of that whole thing that I had a problem with is dog throwing plank food through the plaster.Too convenient,too convenient.I wish there was,there was some other little like dodgy way that happened but whatever.Um,and then,and then the guys roll up.Well,so,yeah,so they're,well,Harry,uh,Eddie and the guys call Harry and Harry's like,yeah,you've been paid,but I want to know where the fuck you got these rifles.And so they're heading over but then the idiots go to Rob Harry of the guns that they're supposed to give to Harry,which is just a whole,like,that's a hilarious way for that.They're following Vinnie,they're following Big Chris because they know that he has the guns,but they don't know that they're working for the same guys that they're working with.So they're just wanting to steal back from the guy that they're hired to.Oh,fuck,dude.So then,uh they go in and they basically,everyone dies from that and Vinnie goes back to his car and dog is holding a knife to Little Chris's throat,right?Um And so he,you know,it's funny.So the guys have gone in,they,uh Eddie comes back out with 500,000.He's just like,I think we're in the clear as like Vinnie jones' car hits the back and I read that um guy Ritchie told Vinny Jones to just like,just go as crazy as you want with this scene and like,apparently like the cameramen were all kind of like fucking scared about it because for the most part,he doesn't do stuff like this in the movie.He's very like,calm and reserved.But when you watch that scene,if it comes out of nowhere,you're like,holy fuck.This guy's crazy.I thought it was awesome.I love it.And then I thought if we saw the body,like we saw the head,how brutal that would look.And I'm glad there would be no head.No,there's actually a really similar scene.Um I know you don't watch the,like the Netflix Marvel shows,but there's a similar scene in Daredevil where Kingpin loses it and he smashes the guy's head in,uh,with the car door and you see it actually.And,yeah,you're right after that.There is no head.So then he goes back in,after finding the money.I like how he,he,he goes to check if Eddie's all right.And then he sees the money.He's like,oh,you cheeky bastards.And then,like,although he probably doesn't say bastards because he doesn't swear,but he goes inside and,um,and sees Tom there with the guns and they kind of just look at each other and,like,Vinny is about to pull out like a knife,I think,to throw at him or maybe a weapon.I don't know.And,um,they basically just have an understanding of,like,all right,you have the money,I'll have the guns.Um,and then they sort of go their separate ways.One cool thing I read,um,when Vinnie Jones takes the money and the guns to Harry.Harry is holding the guns and he's like,oh,do you wanna hold it to Vinnie Jones.He's like,ah,better not.And apparently the reason that's in there is because Harry wants Vinny Jones fingerprints on the gun so that it may eventually he can kind of like,if they don't need him anymore can,like,kind of get him hit for a crime.You know what I mean?Like,they can use the guns in some way and,like,they'd be tied back to him.Um,I don't know if that's like,just someone's like fan theory or what,but it's kind of interesting.It sort of makes sense.Um,and then I,I love the ending about this.It's kind of,it's kind of convenient just to have like this funny ending.Right.So they tell Tom,hey,throw away the guns,those are the only things that tie us to it.And then,and then Vinnie Jones comes in.He's like,hey,you know,um,I want to take this back because it's yours,you know.Um,but I'm out of a job.So I took some of it for me,um,for me and my son to set us up and then he's got like a new car outside,but when you open the bag,there's nothing in it.Right?And I guess maybe that what he is giving him is like,hey,those guns are worth a lot of money.You probably don't know that.Um,and then,like,they start trying to call Tom as he throws the guns and,like,he misses the water and like,he puts the phone in his mouth because he can't hold it and the lamp post as he's trying to knock the guns into the water and then he's receiving the call and it's the perfect,like,freeze frame ending.Yeah,it's,it's awesome.No,I,I walked away from this movie feeling really good about everything that happened.Like,I feel like everyone,there's a moment where Rory goes in to like,check the,um,the massacre that happened between his men and dogs,men.And there's this great thing where I think his plank is still alive and he has a gun,um,pulled up already on Rory and Rory already has the gun pulled on him.And all you hear is the two simultaneous shots going off and they're just both dead and it's just like everything takes care of itself.And I think what,as dog is leaving,right?Or as who's carrying the,the bag,um,dogs carrying the bag.But then Winston,the drug guy carrying another bag out too,I think like some of the drugs.So it's Winston then.Yeah.So,and he just got away Scott Free,I guess he did,didn't he?But now he doesn't have like a main guy.He's just like the chemist.So he doesn't have the guy that sells it.So he's in a,he's gotta find someone new to work with.But Yeah,I feel like,I feel like it was a good ending because it was like,uh,Eddie,I guess you would call Eddie our main,main character out of all the four guys.But,um,he doesn't die and basically he doesn't get anything with it,but he's still alive at the end,which is really all you can ask,you know,so you can ask for.So in the end they either basically just lost their initial $25,000 investment,which would suck or they made,what,uh,would it be?So,if they made 100 and 50 divided by four,that's like 25 37.5 or something like that,a piece of their 50 off the guns.Yeah,they thought they were 250,000 for the two guns.So,it's the,it's said between 203 100 they were appraised between 203 100,000.But I,it didn't make it obvious to me if it was each or for both guns.Yeah.I don't know.I thought it was for both but it doesn't matter.But anyway,yeah,either they kind of lost a little bit,which sucks.Or they made a little bit,they made basically the profit they thought they would have made off the poker game originally if they get the guns.So it's almost like a,was like nothing happened.It's like either they lost or everything worked out.Like the way they thought it would in the,in the end.Um One final thing I want to say before we go is I read this story,which is pretty cool.Um So one of the executive producers,Trudy Styler,um she like this movie was having trouble getting distribution and so she called an acquaintance of hers to help them get distribution and that was Tom Cruise.I knew it,I knew it was gonna be Tom Cruise.I was like,who's it gonna be Tom Cruise?I should have said it fuck.So he apparently attended a screening.I gonna be Tom Cruise.So he,as the story goes,he attended a screening of the movie and he like walks in there with a bunch of other executives and when they see Tom Cruise walk in,they're like,oh what the fuck.And then they play the movie and after the movie ends,he apparently stands up and says this is the best movie I've seen in years.You guys would be fools not to buy it.And when I read that exact quote,I was like,I can see Tom like Tom Cruise saying fools like you guys would be fools not to buy it like it.That part made it ring true to me his Jerry Maguire impression.So um we owe guy Ritchie his career and we owe like all of these like London gangster movies to Tom Cruise.So thank you again,Tom Cruise.Um As you know,I,we,we talked a lot about the plot and,you know,we already kind of you and I talked about how great the dialogue is through this entire film,but we didn't want to spend too long picking out every line.I'm just gonna,and I,and I,I love the movie as a whole.Um But I'm just gonna leave my part to this,the funniest fucking thing in this movie is how much they rag on fat man.It's like the skinniest guy in the movie.They just keep going.What a,what a complex they give this dude and,and then from like walking to the grocery store and being like,oh my God,what have you eaten to like me?Bacon and Eddie are gonna go this way and fat man,you go this way and then he just like,wait,who's fat man?It's like,I don't understand.I agree.Yeah.That is like the,the,the commitment to that joke?Well,thanks for listening to another episode of,I finally watched,this is David and this is a,and I finally watched Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels

Ep. 180 | I Finally Watched... The Town (2010)

Nun masks and Ben Affleck is all Alain knew about this movie before watching it and now I know its a really good heist film! Alain finally watched... The Town (2010)
One of David's favorite films in college because of course it was and Alain wouldn't go as far as calling it his favorite but it still is very good AND it has a lot of unexpected stars in the movie! Enjoy our review!
 
 
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Ep. 179 | I Finally Watched... White Men Can’t Jump (1992)

Hopefully the algorithm pick this one up! But all joking aside we reviewed the OG White Men Can't Jump (1992) with a quick review of the new 2023 film at the end of this episode! We enjoyed the original so much even if the ending doesn't make much sense and we hope you enjoy this audio review! Would you consider this more of a con movie or a sports movie, like The Mighty Ducks? Thanks for listening!
 
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Ep. 178 | I Finally Watched... Zero Dark Thirty (2012)

What can we say about Zero Dark Thirty besides its great! Well a lot actually! About an hour worth! And despite all the political turmoil that came from this film, the art of the film is great!! And oh boy Jessica Chastain is something else! We all about personal stories, fun facts, and we might get a lil' political! We hope you enjoy our rantings of the movie!!
 
 
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Ep. 177 | I Finally Watched... Marathon Man (1976)

David finally watched Marathon Man starring Dustin Hoffman, Laurence Olivier, and Roy Scheider! And for a film titled Marathon Man there is too many Nazis and not enough marathons. Not a single one! Hope you enjoy our review of this 70's classic! Alain had to watch this in film school and still didn't understand why?!
 
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Ep. 176 | I Finally Watched... The Fugitive (1993) & U.S. Marshals (1998)

Wow, we haven't done a DOUBLE FEATURE in a long time! Last time was Romancing the Stone and Jewel of the Nile and that was almost 3 years ago! We now present another sequel feature w/ The Fugitive and U.S. Marshals! We hope you enjoy our commentary as we discuss which film is better and are they just copies of themselves!? Pssst The Fugitive is better! It was Harrison Ford vs Wesley Snipes and Tommy Lee Jones vs Robert Downey Jr. and it was a blast!!!
 
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Ep. 175 | I Finally Watched... The Firm (1993)

Is this finally a Tom Cruise film with no running from our main man here?! NO freakin' way!!! In this lawyer mystery thriller, Tom finds a way to run! We finally watched... The Firm. For a tax attorney David should've seen this forever ago! How did Alain see this before him? Find out on this week's episode!!!
 
 
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Ep. 174 | I Finally Watched... The Island (1980)

We are talking about a strange one today folks, The Island, no, not that one! This week with our guest, Patrick from Vintage Video Podcast, we are talking about the 1980 starring Sir Michael Caine! One that Caine himself refuses to admit exists! So you know its a good one! And we had a blast talking about it! Join us and Vintage Video on setting sail to... The Island!
 
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Ep. 173 | I Finally Watched... A Star Is Born (2018)

We are not talking about the 1937 version nor the 1954 one, we are discussing the 2018 Bradley Cooper and Lady Gaga version of A Star Is Born! And as many versions this film does have (Because I'm pretty sure it has more) this one made both David and Alain cry in the first 20. minutes, and yes, while unexpected, I also did not expect that THE song plays so soon in the film! A tale as old as time... A Star Is Born (2018)
 
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Ep. 172 | I Finally Watched... Moon

We are joined in this week's episode by Doom Generation Podcast hosts, Tessa and Nicole, as we talk about the 2009 film, Moon!
This movie is Sam Rockwell acting with Sam Rockwell and We've never seen a movie hold so well with one actor playing multiple roles! We hope you enjoy the guys and the girls deep dive into this trippy film of What does it mean? And Where does it go from here?
 
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Ep. 171 | I Finally Watched... The Guest

Alain finally watched The Guest (2014) We decided to do this film in honor of Lance Reddick, who passed recently. We remember him for The Wire, Fringe, Lost, and most recently John Wick! Thanks Lance for giving us entertainment with your talent and skill, you will be missed! The Guest is an odd film that the critics love! But maybe we have some critiques OR maybe we are being too harsh!
 
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Ep. 170 | I Finally Watched... Swiss Army Man

In celebrations of The Daniels (Daniel Kwan and Daniel Scheinert) winning The Academy Award for Best Directors and Best Film for their second film, Everything, Everywhere, All At Once. We sat down and watched their first film, Swiss Army Man (2016) Daniel Radcliffe and Paul Dano in this super weird movie! But it works!
 
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Ep. 169 | I Finally Watched... Hellboy

Hellboy (2004), you know, the good one! And in honor of Guillermo del Toro winning an Oscar for Pinocchio, we are joined by Matthew Dawson from Dial-Up Movie Club as we discuss this masterpiece of a comic book film and promote a project based off another comic book franchise and produced by Matthew Dawson himself... Justice League: Mortal an audio drama (Link below) If you like DC and audio dramas, you'll love this!
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Ep. 168 | I Finally Watched... Road to Perdition

Now this is cinema... A MASTERWORK if you will! Road to Perdition (2002) was meant to be seen by Alain years back but it did not happen... why? You have to listen to find out! This star studded cast will have you hooked from beginning to end! Tom Hanks, Tyler Hoechlin, Daniel Craig, Jude Law, and Stanley Tucci!
 
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